I don't know how they are called, but I'll call them trick questions now. I would like to start a new forum-game. I ask a trick question. The next one has to answer it and ask the next question.

Example:
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

So, lets start:
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone can roast beef. But nobody can pee soup

Now mine:
What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

It does not matter, he cannot hear you anyway.


How do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fish with no i's is a fsh.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

Mine: Why did the cyclops quit teaching?